Moog is Hiring Full Time
This sounds interesting. Unfortunately, I am very bad at sales. These are my usual sales pitches:
“Wanna buy, wanna buy, wanna buy?”
“If you buy this, you’ll lose 30 pounds. Not that you need it or anything.”
“Please buy this high-quality item which I have not sold a single one of yet.”
“Buy or Die” (for those unfamiliar, the slogan is a reference to Rapper Diddy’s “Vote or Die” campaign.)
“Everytime I sell one of these, a Wal-Mart worker wins their freedom.”
We’re looking for a full time inside sales associate. Who wants to work with me?!
