Top 3 Oscar Snubs:
1. Best Makeup: Kathryn Bigelow’s plastic surgeon
Ms. Bigelow is 58 years old. Now take a look at the photo of her posing with the giant Oscar statues. I rest my case.
2. Best Actor: James Cameron
Incredible performance on Mr. Cameron’s part Sunday with his over-the-top enthusiasm when Kathryn Bigelow won best director and best picture. He truly captured the essence of what every guy feels when their ex-wives triumph at their expense.
3. Best Original Screenplay: The Academy Voters
Watching Sandra Bullock lift the Best Actress statue, Meryl Streep must have felt like she was stuck in a real-life version of Groundhog Day. Almost every year, she gets nominated, and almost every year, she loses - just 2 statues to show for her 16 nominations. What kind of cruel joke is the Academy playing on her?