Today’s top 10 searches on Yahoo this morning:
1. Haiti Orphans
2. Wal-Mart
3. All My Children
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Nadia Petrova
6. Baghdad
7. Ben Bernanke
8. Kelly Kulick
9. Holy Water
10. Noorvik Alaska
In the spirit of the Six-Degrees-of-Kevin Bacon game, I will now attempt the 14 (or 15) degrees of Yahoo Top 10 searches:
The fates of Haiti’s Orphans could include being hired by Wal-Mart as workers, or appearing in episodes of the Soap Opera “All My Children”, or being adopted by Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie is a woman, just like Nadia Petrova, a female tennis player who upset reigning US Open Champion Kim Clijsters. The U.S. has soldiers in Baghdad; U.S. President Barack Obama just nominated Ben Bernanke as Fed Chairman for another 4 years. Kelly Kulick is an American who became the first woman in history to win a tournament on the Profession Bowler’s Association. This forever immortalizes her in history; other immortal creatures include vampires, which one can use holy water to defeat. And if there’s anything we learned from “30 Days of Night”, it’s that vampires love attacking Alaska.
Done. Yay!
