Why I Hate Zooey
this describes the way I feel about guys who talk like this about Megan fox.“Yes, I know, I post about Zooey Deschanel a lot. She’s just so cute; I can imagine sitting around with her over a cup of tea and a cupcake, talking about boys, books and clothes.”
This is from some blog. It drives me crazy that people are always imagining Zooey in their little fantasy picture of what she is like and what she does and somehow, she’s always their bestie too. I’ll say it again: ZOOEY DESCHANEL IS NOTHING LIKE YOU. She is a fantasy.
OMG! Zooey Deschanel is such a cutie; I would love to discuss furry animals with her over a ravishing margarita. And Megan Fox is so hot! She’s like the hottest woman ever to grace the history of this universe. EVER! When God created the perfect woman, Megan Fox was the template. OMG!!!!!! Exclamation Marks!!!!!!
