What is Wrong With People????
At the McDonald’s Drive-thru to buy the new Angus Third Pounder:
Me: I would like a Deluxe Angus Third Pounder.
McDonald’s Employee: We have three kinds of Angus Third Pounders.
Me: I know. I want the Deluxe.
Employee: We have three kinds. Which one do you want?
Me: Isn’t Deluxe one of them?
Employee: We have three kinds.
Me: I know that. I want the Deluxe kind. Isn’t that one of them?
Employee: We have three kinds. Deluxe, Mushroom and Swiss, and Bacon and Cheddar.
Me: … I want the first choice.
So I get home and find out they gave me the bacon and cheddar. Sigh. What is wrong with people????????