Megan Fox?????
Last night I went on a rant about why I hate Megan Fox. She’s not real, she just says bullshit that she knows stupid men (her main demographic) will be all excited about and gets her lips injected and breast implants. She makes men think shit like “I’ll never date anyone unless they’re as awesome as Megan Fox”.
I cannot stand her. So I just googled “why Megan Fox ruins life for women” and I got “how to date hot women like Megan Fox”.
Which is kind of exaclty why Megan Fox ruins life for women. stupid bitch with your fucked up thumbs.
I like Megan Fox in a platonic way. I think she carries herself well, particularly in the “faded glow of the night’s light.”